"It is critical you pay attention at this time..."

I need to increase my readership haha
- JFav

Friday, October 31, 2008

Questions I Came Up With To Pass The Time

1. Would I rather be a character on LOST or on BATTLESTAR GALACTICA?

Two of my favorite shows. Lost has the island which is like the 8 in a game of Crazy 8's. You never know what you're gonna get with that damn island. Random appearances by dead people and cloud monsters are what you don't want. Healing powers and time-traveling are pretty cool. The people on the island are another thing altogether. You got the crazies (The Others, Locke, Jacob) and the not-as-crazy (Kate, Jack, Sun). The guys are generally hotter than the girls though so that's a negative.

Battlestar Galactica on the other hand, you're in space. On a ship. Not very scenic once you've passed the same star cluster for like the 20th time. The Cylons aren't everyone's worst problem anymore since the planet they thought they'd be living on together is actually made of ruins and ash. You've got more hot girls on BSG though. Grace Park. Tricia Helfer. Since they're Cylons, you could have fun with like 50 of them. Each. So there's that. Game over.

Answer: Battlestar Galactica. (I love you Grace Park.)

2. Who would win in a fight, Cobra Commander w/Destro (cartoon G.I. Joe universe) or Doc Terror w/Hacker (cartoon Centurions universe)?

Cobra Commander is an idiot. Doc Terror is not.
Destro is bad ass. Hacker is not.

(Pretty even so far.)

Cobra Commander, after taking one look at his opponents would scamper in the other direction all the while shouting "I will have my reeeeveeeenge! Cooo-Braaaaa!!!!!" Destro would then shake his metallic head and reveal that he had the Baroness and a whole army of B.A.T.'s waiting for that very moment so they could charge in. Doc Terror though is a frickin' cyborg so he could probably take over te B.A.T.'s and capture the two villainous lovers. Of course, while captured (and not executed because this is a cartoon mind you) Baroness would her feminine charms to hoodwink Hacker into setting them free.

Winner: Draw. Because both sides would proclaim that they had won.

3. Would you rather be one of the Uruk-Hai invading Helm's Deep (LOTR: TT movie) or one of the Persians storming the Hot Gates (300 movie)?

This question can be rephrased into: "Would you rather be killed by scantily clad men or men with long, shiny hair?" There is no right answer to this. You're emasculated either way. But the Spartans were more barbaric with the Persians. There was more chop-chopping and hack-hacking over there in 300. The Elves (who weren't supposed to be there BTW) and the Rohirrim used mostly arrows and horses to do their killing while their swords and knives were strictly stab-once-move-on-to-the-next instruments.

Answer: I'd rather be an Uruk-Hai. Yes, both of them were the favorites to win their respective battles and both of them ultimately lost. But I'd rather Aragorn killed me then Leonidas just because I like my kings dressed for action and not dressed-for-less.

4. The love of your life walks up to you and she can tell you two things: A) She wants to break up with you and get with your best friend or B) She used to be a man.

Tough one here. We're talking about serious love-of-your-life, been with her for 2 years type of thing and not just some chick you met last week. Would you rather that she crush your heart and leave you for your best friend or would you rather find out that she used to have an effin' penis? Both are terrible experiences sure but A) crushes your heart and B) crushes your manhood (and sexual orientation). Think about it like this, what would you rather hear?

"Hey honey...I want to break up. I'm in love with your best friend. I've been seeing him on the side everytime we aren't together. Remember when you brought me home that night I was wasted? I wasn't wasted. I was just pretending so you could bring me home because your best friend was waiting for me in my room."

Or

"Hey honey...remember your best friend? I'm him!"

Answer: A. No way am I sleeping with a she-dude. Try and imagine it for a sec. You slept with a dude.

Prologue

“Run!” Quinn yelled. “Move!” Too late.

Four of the things had burst through the unlocked door. Left open by one, simple mistake he’d like to think. Yet who could forget to lock the door at a time like this? Jennifer and Michelle ran back up the stairs, skipping every other step with two of the attackers chasing after them. Nancy, Tim and the man they had just rescued, John were trying to keep the kitchen door closed and prevent anything else from coming in. Quinn was being stalked by the other two. Salivating and rabid, they slowly made their way closer to him. Fear kept him from running, courage kept him from calling out to his friends. Surely they would try to rescue him but they would also surely die if they did. He thought about it; if he kept these two distracted then the others could take them out easy.

They’d be easier to kill if they were too busy eating, he thought.

He knew what he had to do. He stepped back ever so slightly, not wanting to trip and give them an easy meal. From outside he could hear the howls. More of the things were gathering. They had sensed that there was food inside one of the houses. His three companions fought them off, attacking the flailing arms and savage teeth trying to get through. His thoughts then drifted upwards, to the action upstairs. He couldn’t hear much; his heartbeat seemed so loud at that moment. He thought of Jennifer. Was she okay?

Please God let her be --- One of things lunged at him!

He dodged with a quick side-step to the left and the thing hit the wall. It did not get back up. He had evaded the first one, a lucky break, but the momentary distraction of having realized he did allowed the second one to tackle him.

The mouth! The mouth,he thought. Can’t let him bite me!

He struggled with the full-grown adult, trying to overpower him to no avail. His attacker had gotten the upper hand. Slowly, it brought its head down. Blood or saliva, Quinn couldn’t tell, trickled down onto his neck. Any moment now... and as his putrid, revolting breath filled his nostrils, he remembered the screams. The screams that he wished he had never heard. The screams that chased him as he ran, ran for dear life. He also remembers from whom the screams originated from. He remembers them pleading. He remembers them begging and sobbing. He remembers them crying. What he most remembers though, is when they stopped.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Where are you Mike Dunleavy Jr.?

You let your brother do all the work. He did have 33 points but without you, we lost. Please come back to me.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Aawww...

There are enough Yay moments in one episode of Friday Night Lights alone for an entire day. :D

Monday, October 27, 2008

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Yay. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Ye Olde Soliloquy...for Crush Number 2

Why would I even bother with such a cause? 'Tis madness. 'Tis folly. 'Tis...hopeless. Before me stands reasons so compelling that my mind has stopped dreaming. Shackle my hands for I shan't be able to prevent them from relieving me of this mortal coil if I cannot be appeased. Treacherous emotion, have I not suffered enough for a thousand lifetimes?...And yet, my heart does not stop feeling. Forsake thy unquestionable logic! The truth does not set me free. For if all I do does not matter, then what does matter...is what I do...now. And with this, this new vigor and resolve, my heart beats madly and in tune with newly conjured thoughts of chivalry and romance and love once again. 'Tis not befitting of a man to give up, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. Thy sweet, alluring, dazzling, marvelous, radiant, Crush Number 2..I will not falter, I will not fail. Fair maiden, may my hands find the warmth of yours and let my heart's desires be obtained.

Friday, October 24, 2008

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY LORD. JENSEN ACKLES IS THE MAN!!!

High School Musical 3: Senior Year Facts (There Will Be Spoilers)

1. Zac Efron is a hound dog/manly man/man-crushable/sexy beast/gay-maker. He is handsome noh? And I bet every girl in the cinema wanted him to turn around when he took off his shirt.

2. Every time he has a problem though, he looks like a pussy. Dear lord he sheds too many man-tears and makes too many damn faces. Grow some balls Troy Bolton!

3. His b-ball skills leave a lot to be desired though.

4. Corbin Bleu is a year younger than me??? His duet with Zac smelled vaguely homo-erotic. The boys are back indeed. (The tricks with the wheel were cool though.)

5. I wasn't feeling Rocketman or Tiara Gold. If they're the leads of HSM4: We're All In This Together Again, I'm not watching.

6. Why couldn't Zeke get more lines?!?!?!

7. Why couldn't Kelsi get MORE SCREEN TIME! FREE KELSI!!! She's the prettiest one there.

8. (In my best Simon Cowell voice): Why Ashley, you're a naughty little minx aren't you? (Take that whatever way you want.)

9. I half-expected Zac and Vanessa to get it on like two...wild...cats whenever they were alone. The tree house, the hammock, HER BEDROOM! Geez, Disney needs to release a PG-13 version...
...I am going to hell.

10. Kelsi > Taylor + Martha. HELL YES!

11. Ryan pulled those pink pants off like I pull off pink shirts. (Some of my classmates might get this reference.)

12. Favorite song from the movie: Now or Never

13. Least favorite song from the movie: Scream a.k.a. Bet On It Part II. God damn it.

14. Favorite scene(s) from the movie: How Zac asked Gabriella to prom and "My prom is wherever you are." I wish someone asked me to prom like that. (I am not gay.) There were about a two hundred people going "Aawww" during those scenes and one of them was me. (I could've said only one of them was a guy and I woulda still been right. I am not gay.) Be still my beating heart. (I am not gay.)

15. Least favorite scene(s) in the movie: Everytime Gabriella had a short dress or short shorts. I felt sorry for her. We could see her tush. And HOW COULD SHE BIKE???...Waittaminute, I'm a man! Bring on the short shorts!!!!

16. I wish they could've gotten in a character moment for Troy's mom besides "I'm so proud of you!" She never gets any screen time.

17. The basketball in the movie kinda sucked. (So did the half-time speech which was all of 1 minute. Geez.)

18. I LOVE YOU OLESYA RULIN (Kelsi)!!!!!

19. The last word on HSM3: KELSI!!!!!...Okay fine, the real last word(s): I can't wait for High School Musical 4: The College Life. The story: Everything is R-18 now. Muwahahahahahahahaha!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Power

It's been a month since it happened.

That horrible, terrible, unfathomable night when the truth just couldn't be the truth. It's a terrible thing when you can't comprehend something. I think that's why knowledge is power. Because once it sets in, once you learn and understand something, then you're back in control again. While you're confused and shocked and terrified though, it's the most horrible and disturbing thing in the world. But then I learned and understood. I accepted it. And then I felt the power. The power to laugh. The power to smile. The power to look past it, to stare at it and turn away. I realized that it was over. That I had to move on. Because it's what I should do to honor him.

I won't forget.

Estel.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Solo

Guess I won't be starring in any team or "and" books. Bummer.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Wow.

The seventh episode of Entourage. That ending. Wow. It just came together. The four previous seasons came together at that one silently spectacular moment. Vince and the girl he wanted. Ari and the job he wanted. Just as they're about to jet off for greener pastures, there it is.

I have to give praise to Jeremy Piven and Adrian Grenier because that last scene was one of the most amazing things I've ever scene on television. And I've scene plenty. Lost, Buffy, Angel, Battlestar Galactica, Friday Night Lights. This one's up there. It was just...perfect. The setting sun, orange and glowing in the background lighting their already triumphant and jubilant faces. The music, like a lullaby to their almost father and son like relationship. Ari telling Vince first. Ari NOT CUSSING. Vince shook up. It was a perfect scene by these two actors and the whole crew behind the show altogether. It was the moment which defined the show. This is a story about the unique relationship between an actor and his agent. Here they were stripped of all the glitz and glamour (and the cussing) of their Hollywood lives. It was...spine-chilling. The hairs on my back stood up...Wow.

I love Entourage.

Friday, October 17, 2008

MY TEAM

My team for league A2k6:

Deron Williams
Rudy Fernandez
OJ Mayo
Ramon Sessions
Danny Granger
Mike Dunleavy
Chris Kaman
Greg Oden
Hakim Warrick
Al Horford
Matt Carroll
Jason Maxiell


Hope this works! Haha!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

"A happy ending...with a happy ending no less."

Bloody brilliant!

Jensen Ackles is the man! Dean Winchester might be the most bad ass mofo on TV these days.

Supernatural rules.

DERON WILLIAMS IS A PACER NOW!

Well, at least, thanks to this trade I made on ESPN's Trade Machine.

I now have a (fictional) first five of Troy Murphy, Jeff Foster, Danny Granger, Mike Dunleavy and DERON FRICKIN' WILLIAMS.

Damn it if only this trade went down in real life.

(If the link don't work, I get Deron, Korver, Ronnie Price, Kosta Koufos and Matt Harpring. The Jazz get Jamaal Tinsley, Rasho and Marquis. Suck on that.)

ARGH!!!!!!

TECHNOLOGY FAILED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CURSES!!!!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Sembreak Update!

You know where I am? At home. Haha.

What have I been doing?

Playing ball.

Watching Entourage, Pushing Daisies, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother and The Office on the computer.

Been listening to (among others) T.I., The Cool Kids, Gavin DeGraw, Ali Vegas and Shells.

Surprisingly discovered that my PS2 still works.

IS DYING TO GET SECRET INVASION #7.

And I can't wait to watch HSM3!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Live Long and Prosper

You know, I really do like Star Trek.

Engage.

Friday, October 10, 2008

That Guy

I'm not that guy.

I'm not your guy.

The Christmas Song

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is going to be spy
To see reindeer really know how to fly

And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you


(repeat)

I love this song. If there's one thing that can get me into the spirit of X-mas, it's this one song. :D

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Tropic Thunder

Tropic Thunder = Win.

That's how you describe Tropic Thunder. There is no other way to talk about Tropic Thunder. Oh wait. I have some suggestions:

Tropic Thunder = Awesome
Tropic Thunder = G.O.A.T.
Tropic Thunder = AMAZING
Tropic Thunder = Greatest cameos ever.
Tropic Thunder = Robert Downey Jr.'s second MADE-OF-WIN movie of the year.
Tropic Thunder = Ben Stiller is a genius.
Tropic Thunder = MAXIMUM OWNAGE ON THE REST OF THE WORLD!

Suffice to say, I loved Tropic Thunder.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Lists

The Top 12 Players in the NBA today (in order and with a little bias)

1. LeBron James - Duh.
2. Dwyane Wade - Y'all saw him in Beijing right?
3. Deron Williams - Mark my words, top 5 in the NBA in 2 years.
4. Dwight Howard - Can you say, 25-15-2?
5. Kobe Bryant - He was awesome in last few games (admittedly, the games that really mattered) but he was absolutely atrocious offensively in the games before that.
6. Kevin Garnett - Still a beast.
7. Tim Duncan - Still rock-solid.
8. Chris Paul - Still don't understand how people can say that he's better than D-Will. CP3 is lightning fast and all but he still hasn't impressed me. Yet.
9. Chris Bosh - I'm sorry for dissing you Mr. Bosh. You were amazing at the Olympics.
10. Allen Iverson - He's won me over these past few years.
11. Dirk Nowitzki - We gotta get him out of Dallas.
12. Danny Granger - 2009 NBA FINALS MVP

Top 4 things I love buying in the caf
1. Yakemeshi from Bento
2. Banana Berry shake from Chillers
3. Chicken Caesar from OBF
4. Adobo from Canan

Top 5 favorite places in the Ateneo
1. 4A Classroom - How I miss thee...
2. The High School Covered Courts
3. The RMT
4. The High School driveway at night
5. The cafeteria

Top 7 Female Celebrity Crushes
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar
2. Keira Knightley
3. Mandy Moore
4. Amy Acker
5. Emma Watson
6. Grace Park
7. Kim Raver

Top 5 Comicbook Movies
1. Spider-Man 2
2. Iron Man
3. Blade
4. X-Men
5. Spider-Man

Top 10 Favorite Foods
1. Pork Sisig from Gerry's Grill
2. Grilled Salmon
3. The Big Classic Triple from Wendy's
4. Baby Back Ribs
5. Steak
6. Chicken McDo
7. The KFC Fries
8. The Vigan Longganisa sandwich from Oliver's
9. The Chicken Ala Victoria from Cusina Victoria
10. Crispy Pata (haha)

Top 10 Favorite Transformers
1. Rodimus Prime/Hot Rod
2. Optimus Prime
3. Springer
4. Megatron
5. Cheetor
6. Superion
7. Devastator
8. Jazz
9. Ironhide
10. Fortress Maximus

Top Crushes
1. Crush Number 2
2. Crush Number 2
3. Crush Number 2
4. Crush Number 2
5. Crush Number 2

Haha. :p

Hey Crush Number 2

I wish you would excite me. Thrill me, tantalize me, make me want you.
Look into my eyes, touch my arm or squeeze my cheeks.
Call out my name, tell me a joke, tease me for being vain or ask me to buy you a Coke.
Trick me, tease me, laugh at me, smile please just for me.
Tell me about your day, about how you made your way to class and forgot you didn't have a pen,
I'll tell you, you can borrow mine, keep it all day, all night, return it tomorrow or never, it doesn't matter when.
Ask me about the game, pretend you're interested in Ultimate Spider-Man.
I like your new dress, I like your hair, I think I may be your biggest fan.
Do anything please, anything at all.
Make me want you more, make me think about you every single night.
Just don't leave me. Please, don't forget me.
I like your voice, your eyes and your smile.
I like everything about you, don't you know?
When you're in the room, you're the only one I can see.
Maybe one day you can finally know how much you mean to me.

Monday, October 6, 2008

The Backstreet Boys...are evil!

What do you think the Backstreet Boys talk about when it's just them? I bet they talk about whether or not one of them could score a one night stand with Xtina. Or maybe, even better, they sit around and mockingly proclaim that they can beat up the Jonas Brothers. Hey! I think their conversation would go something like this:

Nick: Dude, the Jonas Brothers are like, us.
AJ: What makes you say that brother Nick?
Nick: Well, for one, they sing and stuff. Two...well, that's all I can think of right now. (takes a puff of weed)
AJ: (taking the doobie from Nick) Yeah homie, they're like, us, if we were younger and like, more talented.
Howie: Hey guys no one's more talented than us.
Brian: Shut up you, you've got less talent than that guy on *Nsync with the funny hair. You've got less talent than all of those 911 guys put together!
Nick: The guys on Reno 911 can sing?
AJ: Dude, Howie's got less talent than Ryan Seacrest!
Brian and Nick: Daaaaaaayyyymmmm!!!!
Howie: That's unfair, it's not my fault I can't sing and all I got is this really weird voice that sounds somewhat gay and a day-old beard.
Nick: Yeah, it's yo momma's fault! Whaddup Wilmer Valderbama! (raises hand hoping that someone high-fives him...no one does)
Brian: Everyone shut up, I think Nick has a point. The Jonas Brothers are definitely a threat to all that we've built over the past couple of decades.
Nick: Um, Bria--
Brian: WHAT DID I TELL YOU TO CALL ME?!
Nick: Chill, man! Fine, B-Rok, we've only been around for like 14 years.
AJ: That's a fortnight...in year form! (coughs)
Brian: Silence minions! These Jonas Brothers, they must be dealt with. They must not interfere with the Backstreet Boys plan to conquer the galaxy. Howie, contact Kevin, we need him for this.
Howie: Sure thing Bri--I mean B-Rok. I'll text him right now. He told me to text him if we needed anything. Something about him being available 24-7 because he doesn't have a job.
Brian: Excellent. (in Mr. Burns voice complete with finger action)
Nick: Oh are we gonna bust a cap in their asses, boss? I got dibs on the one that was in High School Musical!
AJ: Stay away from Zac Efron you! He's mine.
Nick: (backs away) Whatever you say AJ.
Brian: You idiots, Zac Efron isn't a Jonas Brother. But yes, he must be dealt with too...They all will. Corbin Bleu. Those damn twins from the hotel. All of them will suffer. Muwahahahaha! Muwahahahahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (everyone laughs their evil laugh, except for...)
Howie: (to himself) Oh no, Brian's gone off his rocker. He's crazy! I musn't let them harm the Jonas Brothers. Those poor, sweet, handsome, perfectly-tanned with great hair and angelicly-voiced teenyboppers must be protected...but how?

--To Be Continued--

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Crush Number 2 -- The Next Chapter

I wish I had a picture with you too.

I wish I could put my arm around your shoulders.

I wish I could see that great laughing-smile of yours everyday.

I wish I could tell you how I really feel.

I wish I could actually end up not regretting doing that.





I wish you'd like me too.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Dear God

That was a neat trick you pulled. Hopefully, it works out for me in the end. Haha.

Yours truly,
Jeri Favis

P.S. Hi my friends and fam in heaven :D