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I need to increase my readership haha
- JFav

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Please be mine. I love being with you. And I can't stand to see you with him.

Hello, Goodbye

Things I Learned Whilst in Makati Carpool:



1. The party don't start 'til I walk in.

2. He/She who smelt it dealt it. Unless it was manong driver!

3. People who have on their earplugs and are "listening to music" are not necessarily always listening to music.

4. Don't wake someone up if they're asleep and have rested their head on your shoulder. Do wake them up when they start to drool and/or inadvertently open the window. (I'm looking at you inoc dazic.)

5. Good luck on getting to school for 730am class :))

6. The declaration, "I know something about you," is the second terriblest thing anyone can say to you. #chismisisbad

7. The terriblest thing anyone can say to you is, "Sorry, we left na. :("

8. Carpool Crush. *shudder*

9. What happens in the car doesn't always stay in the car but actually lives on in Facebook.

10. LADY GAGA IS THE BEST AND A VISIONARY AND POSSIBLY THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD. ALSO MARIAN RIVERA IS NOT HOT AT ALL. /ally'd

11. Amanda Alegre wins every race. She doesn't even have to know she's in one to win it.

12. If you want to freak certain people out *coughsevicough* be a dude and text him with :) :D :p :* XD :"> and/or Hey Sevi-wevi.

13. Medyo Near, Almost there, On Edsa na, On my way, Very near, Five minutes away, I'm in dasma na, I'm entering church na, Sorry! My mom needed the car it just got back, etc. all mean the same thing: "DON'T LEAVE ME!"

14. I LIKE GLEE AND HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, WHAT?

15. It's mandatory that everyone sing along to Defying Gravity, I Want It That Way and SHOTS.

16. George is NOT a boy.

17. It is not called "the molehole."

18. Seriously, "molehole?" I mean seriously.

19. "Who's the ride at (insert time) on (insert day)?" is the WORST question you could ask. There's a schedule people.

20. On the other hand, "Can I ride?" is the most lopsided question ever.

21. The most difficult question to answer is "EDSA or C5?"

22. When trying to figure out if you can fit all those people you said yes to can fit into your civic, remember that girls count as 1/2 and the guys can always commute.

23. Some people don't seem to see you when you're not in the confines of the car. A simple nod or wave would suffice bastard.

24. I'm riding because you're riding :)

25. I implore you all *coughjavicough* STOP TEXTING SHORTCUTS. PLEASE.

26. That's what she said!

27. It's funny when your friends get drunk.

28. Chismis is the only thing we care about.

29. Makati Carpool > Any other carpool

30. Don't be late :p

The last one is the most important because we'd be one failure of a carpool if that happened regularly.

Okay. So...

...

...For some reason, I don't know what to say now. I guess I should say thanks, for everything. For being friends, great friends and in some really cool cases, almost family. I'm going to cherish the really short time we spent together on the way to school or Forbes haha. Thanks for being awesome, all of you, I'm being incoherent, I'm sorry haha. I know you all might think this is "hella super gay" but I don't. Because I had fun. And I'm going to miss it. So everyone, take care, enjoy college aaand in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night. Bye. :)


-Jeri Favis, Ex-Carpool Head

Friday, March 26, 2010

To You

It's always been meant for you. That rose belonged to you four years ago.

Despite the fact that it's so wrong for me to be in love with you, I can't help it. No one means more to me than you do. No one ever has, no one ever will. At the end of every song, of every line, of every damn moment, is you. This is going to kill me and I do not care. Because it's the truth.

I ain't delusional, I ain't wrong. You're the one for me. Even if you're already with someone else.

I'm sorry I love you.

Monday, March 22, 2010

This Girl

So there's this girl and she's all sorts of awesome. I like her because she's gorgeous and beautiful and bubbly and charming. With undeniable appeal, I am completely enthralled. She's fantastic in every way.

And she doesn't like me back. But I don't care. Because I'm going to make her fall in love with me.

This girl? She's the one. And I know it. And the whole world will know it. She'll be mine.

I love her and that's that.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Unborn

The Unborn is awesome because it stars Cam Gigandet, Odette Yustman, Idris Elba and the G.O.A.T. Gary Oldman. Despite being a cheap-thrills kinda movie, I still was fucking freaked out. My old adage remains true: scary little kids are damn scary. But what do I know? Anything scares me.

Talking about the cast, well, I loved 4 of the leads.

Cam Gigandet is winning me over for being the cheap go-to-leading-guy type. He's leading man material! The next Ryan Gosling!

Idris Elba is big, bald and black. Also British apparently which makes him sorta like John Amaechi but infinitely more bad ass.

Gary Oldman is awesome for simply being Gary Oldman. He's played The Devil, Dracula AND Sirius Black, and also does voice-overs for games. Gary Oldman for the effing win.

Finally, Odette Yustman is awesome because she is HOT. HOT HOT HOT. Need I say more?

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Hope

"Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out." - Vaclav Havel

That is the most awesome line I have ever heard. Damn.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Lost Season 6 Premiere "LA X"

Why couldn't they just show everything in one day?

Because I cannot get enough of Lost right now. THAT ladies and gentlemen was a fucking season premiere. I was thoroughly blown away by the episode.

The alternate earth Lost (or Ultimate Lost). Smokey/Fake Locke. SAYID. Hugo stepping up. Sawyer's vendetta. Matthew Fox kicking ass as two versions of Jack Shepherd. Charlie! Boone! Jacob! The Temple of Doom Others.

My god. I cannot wait for next week.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Where's The Love

If you and I are not meant to be, then what's the point?

A) "There is a divinity which shapes our ends, rough hew them how we will."

Pointless machinations, trying to delay the inevitable is what this is then. All I'm doing is wasting my time. Resistance is futile right?

B) "The fault Dear Brutus is not in our stars but in ourselves, for we are underlings."

Never give up and never surrender and all that? I'm going to fight, despite overwhelming odds? Is that it?

Which is it? A or B? It's either, I can't change destiny or I make my own destiny. They're two competing forces which wreak havoc on my life. Do this, don't do that. Say that, don't say this. Either way, you're going to regret it. Damned if you, damned if you don't. Why can't I just do and don't? Why does it have to be strategic? Why are there choices?

Why can't it be simple? Why does it have to be so darn complicated? Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, girl likes boy back. See, simple! That's what makes happily ever afters. Certainty. Excitement, risk and chance? All those things do is give people headaches and more excruciatingly, heartache. People can be happy without all the drama.

I do not know what the hell I'm supposed to do. No one actually knows what to do. In fact, I don't think anyone's ever actually done "it," the process of making someone fall in love with you. They'll all just fallen into whatever hole life deems they should tumble down. Because there is no one way about it. There's no one way to love. If that's the case, and we're all destined to find happiness and love, that means love is all around.

So how come I don't feel it?

The Great Battle of My Time

So here we are again. Another girl, another battle. How will it end?

There have been too many battles, too many losses in the past that I am scared and am full of trepidation.

But the world hates a coward. So here I go again.

My Neglected Blog

Hello. I have been neglecting you. That will change soon. I promise :)

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Disappointment

So yeah. I'm not in love with you. Totally.

Yeah sure we can reschedule. That's fine.

Farther and farther away from our proposed date? Sure okay.

I'm cool. It's fine. No big...




...So why am I still disappointed. :(



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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Solo

Yeah just leave me alone.